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[carcajous]

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Contacts

Arlie

@decussate

Chuck

@thetruefocus

Doc

@faithfall

Furiosa

@imperatour

Karen

@pagings

Laura

@valle

Livio

@crimebaby

Lottie

@oomfies

Lucy

@sunnygoose

Miko

@pse

Nadine

@nadine-he-loves

Princess

@heritors

Rogue

@mississippis

Scotty

@opticular

Pyro

@flame_off

Storm

@windriding

Wilson

@primepool

327 – 1989

@heavymetals

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[primepool]

we had a ramen date

done

[primepool]

whatre you up 2

[carcajous]

[ Jesus Christ. ]

sleeping.

[ He's not sleeping. But also: fuck off. ]

[primepool]

oh you're the funny logan huh

[primepool]

anyway we both know u dont sleep so what're u doin. i was trying to find a golden girls marathon but we don't have cable.

[primepool]

well i have a cable but not the kind that broadcasts the golden girls

done

[primepool]

and we dont have a tv

[carcajous]

[ Wait. ]

how the fuck did you get my number.

[primepool]

what are you, the fbi? through the bonds of our brotherhood obviously

[carcajous]

wade.

[ he will kill you. ]

[primepool]

the canadian brötherhööd

[carcajous]

[ No response. In fact, as Wade keeps texting him, he'll eventually receive some sort of this number is not in service message.

Yeah. He swapped his number.

Good luck with that, asshole. ]

[primepool]

[and so appears on his new number about ten minutes later:]

clever girl.

[carcajous]

[ How the fuck. ]

what do you want.

1/?

[primepool]

oh a guy cant check in on his bro? even if bro tries to give him the ol slipperoo on a different number?

2/?

[primepool]

its still wade btw

3/?

[primepool]

you never answered the question anyway. quit playin games with my heart

done

[primepool]

did you find a job or do you just meanmug attractive A-listers when they interrupt you working on your car or something

[carcajous]

Why would I tell you where I work.

1/2

[primepool]

cause we're buddies?/?? what do you think im gonna do, break in and leave some incriminating drawings of your butthole?

2/2

[primepool]

which I DO NOT have

[carcajous]

[primepool]

yeah yeah your little icon up there is adorable. is that what you wanna hear?

all right then. keep your secrets, wizard. for now.

[carcajous]

Can't you go bother your boyfriend

[primepool]

who? man you have no idea how many people would love to argue how youd be the boyfriend in this equation. im talking entire swatches of the internet. several message boards. multiple classic trope pages. a handful of shockingly straight comic writers